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Sorry guys, but I'm moving this week, so everything will have to be short and sweet.

1. New England Patriots (13-0) - why would anyone in their right mind make a guarantee against this team?!?!?!

2. Indianapolis Colts (11-2) - I just think they're a little better than the Cowboys.

3. Dallas Cowboys (12-1) - they just seem at times to lose focus against much weaker teams.

4. Green Bay Packers (11-2) - the rematch in Dallas with a healthy defense and Favre will be the best game yet.

5. Pittsburgh Steelers (9-4) - they didn't stick with the ground game long enough against the Pats.

6. Jacksonville Jaguars (9-4) - who would have thought that Fred Taylor would be more healthy at 31 than 21?

7. San Diego Chargers (8-5) - they're starting to roll, but Rivers needs to get better quick.

8. Seattle Seahawks (9-4) - this team will go as far as Matt Hasselbeck's arm will take them.

9. New York Giants (9-4) - see Chargers, insert "Eli Manning."

10. Cleveland Browns (8-5) - consistency is the only thing this team lacks...and it's extremely important in January.

11.  Tampa Bay Buccaneers (8-5) - only one of their wins is against a winning team (Tennessee: 7-6).

12. Minnesota Vikings (7-6) - entering the playoffs, this is the team nobody will want to play.

13. Tennessee Titans (7-6) - I never thought I'd say this, but Vince Young is holding this team back.

14. Buffalo Bills (7-6) - it's been great to hear of Kevin Everett's progress, and that he is walking without assistance.

15. Denver Broncos (6-7) - wow, that Cutler to Marshall combo is working out pretty well, isn't it?

16. Houston Texans (6-7) - is anyone laughing at the Mario Williams pick now?

17. Washington Redskins (6-7) - I don't know if there was ever a more needed win than theirs against Chicago.

18. Arizona Cardinals (6-7) - that was a pretty big egg you laid there, Kurt Warner.

19. Detroit Lions (6-7) - this team is falling faster than Paris Hilton's brain matter.

20. New Orleans Saints (6-7) - just a bit too little, too late.

21. Philadelphia Eagles (5-8) - whether it's Feeley or McNabb, this team is getting bad, bad quarterback play.

22. Cincinnati Bengals (5-8) - the combined record of the five teams they've beaten: 21-44.

23. Chicago Bears (5-8) - maybe it's not Cedric Benson after all? This team really needs to address the o-line.

24. Baltimore Ravens (4-9) - within one year, this will be Troy Smith's team.

25. Kansas City Chiefs (4-9) - Herm, the Brody Croyle experiment is over and it was ugly.

26. Carolina Panthers (5-8) - John Fox has to be asking himself what he did to deserve this garbage.

27. New York Jets (3-10) - for what it's worth, they're getting somewhat better with Kellen Clemens.

28. Oakland Raiders (4-9) - Mr. Davis, with all of his talent, why did it take five years to give Justin Fargas a chance?

29. San Francisco 49ers (3-10) - has there been a more disappointing player than Frank Gore this year?

30. Atlanta Falcons (3-10) - even Babby Petrino's had enough!!!

31. St. Louis Rams (3-10) - there have been many, but has there been a worse coaching job than Scott Linehan's.

32. Miami Dolphins (0-13) - yes, they will get their first win of the season this week against the Jets.

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